Religious Humor

What Would Jesus Do? A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, and Ryan, 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. “If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake. I can … [Read more…]


A woman was asked by a co-worker, “What is it like to be a Christian?” She replied, “It is like being a pumpkin. God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. Then God cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff. The Lord … [Read more…]

Psalm 23

This is an eye opener; some probably never thought nor looked at this Psalm in this way, even though they say it over and over again. The Lord is my Shepherd – That’s Relationship I shall not want – That’s Supply He maketh me to lie down in green pastures – That’s Rest He leadeth … [Read more…]


A four year old was at the pediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her ears with an otoscope, he asked, “Do You think I’ll find Big Bird in here?” The little girl stayed silent. Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked, “Do you think … [Read more…]

Love Letter

  You may not know me, but I know everything about you Psalm 139:1 I know when you sit down and when you rise up Psalm 139:2 I am familiar with all your ways Psalm 139:3 Even the very hairs on your head are numbered Matthew 10:29-31 For you were made in my image Genesis … [Read more…]

Little League

On my way home one day I stopped to watch a Little League baseball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I asked one of the boys what the score was. “We’re behind 14 to nothing,” he answered with a … [Read more…]


John is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, “If I were any better, I would be twins!” He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having … [Read more…]

Is Your Hut Burning?

Anonymous The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him, and every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming. Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements, and … [Read more…]

Heaven’s Grocery Store

  (Author unknown) As I was walking down life’s highway many years ago, I came upon a sign that read “Heaven’s Grocery Store.” When I got a little closer the doors swung open wide; And when I came to myself I was standing there inside. I saw a host of angels. They were standing everywhere. … [Read more…]

Good for the Soul

Thank God for Children Saying Grace… Last week I took my children to a restaurant. My six-year-old son asked if he could say grace. As we bowed our heads he said, “God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Mom gets us ice cream … [Read more…]