A woman was asked by a co-worker, “What is it like to be a Christian?” She replied, “It is like being a pumpkin. God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. Then God cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff. The Lord removes the seeds of doubt, hate, greed, etc., and then carves you a new smiling face and puts the light of Christ inside you to shine for all the world to see.”